We started the day before 7am by taking the "tube" which is also referred to as "the Underground." This is essentially a color coated subway system that takes you all over the city very quickly. We rode it to Smithfield Market, of which I only have a picture of the outside since you have to have a permit to photograph the products inside. It was quite impressive, very clean, no odor, everyone in frocks and hard hats. There was everything from beef to quail to rabbit to deer. Full carcasses hanging in coolers with windows behind the retail case. There is no way to ever describe the numerous different things we saw. Cheeses, processed meats, and fresh meat and poultry, it was very interesting. So were the young people we had to walk through to get there, they were a rough crowd that had yet to go home from the bars....no wonder riots were a problem when you have people like that roaming the streets.

Back to the tube, the next stop was Westminster. Here we saw the Westminster Bridge, Houses of Parliament, Westminster Abbey, the London Eye and Big Ben.
Houses of Parliament:
Westminster Abbey:
Big Ben:
Eye of London:

We did not tour Westminster Abbey for fear of missing changing of the guard. We then rode the tube to the Buckingham Palace area. We found another Marks & Spencer and were again closely monitored for our picture taking of the products, except this time they asked us to stop. We passed Buckingham Palace and saw that they were selling tickets for tours. If you go on a tour you get to see the Queen's Gallery, the State rooms, Kate's dress, and Buckingham gardens. The State rooms are only open for tour until the end of the summer, and the dress is considered a "special exposition" and will likely start traveling like Diana's at some point. I overheard an employee say the next admission was at 3pm and tickets were 17.50 pounds. Needless to say we were in a rush to figure out how to see the changing of the guards, so we continued on. After staking out what we thought was the best spot, we decided I should go get the scoop on the tour because we decided we really wanted to see the inside of the Palace, and the dress. Lindsey and I headed back over, the employee explained how to get in line, that the next admission with tickets available is now 3:30, last admission at 6:15 and the tour takes two hours. We return to give Dr. Harris the news, and although 2 hours is a big chunk when you only have 12 to give, we decided it was worth it. To stake our ground in front of the Palace, Lindsey and Dr. Harris stayed, I took the money and went back for the third time. They were suddenly sold out. After the changing of the guard I asked again and they told me that they were suddenly inundated and were now sold out until August 24th. How on earth does that happen....there were no words that even come close to describing the heart break, no words at all. I go back to our spot and share the bad news. Over the course of the next hour the area in front of the Palace starts to fill when we discover that you have a choice, you either see all of the horses and soldiers marching on the street, or you have a spot at the gates to watch the guards actually switch places. We were on the street, naturally. But the horses were beautiful, although the people around us were pushy and terrible because we had front row seats on the street, right at the rope, and people wanted our spot, but we did not let them in. The funny thing was, that the marching band, for lack of better words, played "YMCA," "We are the Champions," and the theme to Star Wars. Not what we expected at all.
Buckingham Palace & main gate:
Changing of the Guard:
After the changing of the guard we toured the Royal Muses, which are the royal horses and all of the carriages. We saw the white horse that pulled Kate, and the Rolls Royce that William and Kate rode in. Along with all of the carriages that are used to this day for royal ceremonies. Many of the horses were out of the barn since the changing of the guard had just concluded, but it was still a nice thing to see.
Glass Carriage, carried Diana at her wedding and was part of many other ceremonies:
Replica of the most grand carriage in the Royal Family:
Daniel, the Horse that pulled Kate:
At this point it is after 1pm and we are starving, so in an effort to impress the world, we all ate fish and chips with mushy peas since that is one of the major local dishes. And those who know me, understand my hatred for fish and green peas, separately. But I did it, and it was fine. However, steak & kidney pie, chicken & mushroom pie, and Shepard's pie were not tried at any point, even though there was no time, I'm not sure those dishes would have made our menu if we had a week here.
Next stop, Kensington Palace, former home of Princess Diana. For those who are unaware, let me inform you that the Queen has always hated Diana, and it shows. KensingtonDepp in Alice in Wonderland meets a circus, kind of dark, museum. If that is not disrespectful, I'm not sure what is. But to make it worse, I wanted to see the Diana Princess of Whales Memorial Fountain. I am pretty sure we walked for an hour to find it in the most remote place, away from anything that matters. It is a shallow cement ditch, with a sign that says "Do Not Walk in the Fountain." Look over the fence, there are children in their underwear running in the water. There is no "fountain" in our since of the word, it looked like a cement drainage ditch, no lie. I was so angry, it was an embarrassing display of remembrance.....pathetic.
Kensington Palace & Garden:
Diana Memorial Fountain:
After the Kensington Palace, Kensington Garden, and memorial fountain experience, we had to make the forever long trek back to the tube. We rode all the way back across town to see the Tower Bridge and the Tower of London. Turns out the London Bridge that you would think you want to see, did not even make the information pamphlet. I guess I will go looking for that next time. We took some pictures, and headed back to our hotel for dinner, and here I am.
Tower Bridge:
Tower of London:
Random Pub that thankfully had a restroom:
I have already compiled my list for next time I am here. And if I manage to save up by next summer (this is major optimistic thinking, MAJOR) I can see everything I missed, the Royal Jewels will be on display, and some of the construction we dealt with today will be finished. But - I have to plan for June/Early July or Late August to avoid the Olympic games.
If you haven't gathered, this was A LOT to take on in a day. Lindsey's left knee gave up, Dr. Harris's right knee gave up, my right knee considered it, but decided to let my feet give up instead. My feet have never felt the way they do right now, I cannot imagine how people backpack through Europe. We were being tourists for a day with no backpack and have nearly killed ourselves. The 3 of us also hit delirium about an hour ago and have laughed since. Primarily because we are all limping around, hunch-backed like we are 110 years old, and we still have to pull our clearly over-weight luggage up and down the stairs to the tube to get to Heathrow. Rush hour tube traffic is from 7:30-10:00 and our flight leaves at 11:40....we will hope for the best, and that we don't collapse and die in the subway station.
Wish us luck, wish for no delays. And if everything goes at planned, we will arrive in Aggieland at 7pm.
Goodbye London.